me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game
Brenny quickly talks about my shirt design! And if you love minecraft check out his other videos!
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
Christmas is in 4 days
where the gosh diddly rootin tootin darn is my holiday spirit
Someone finally said it
Who else got this letter and then freaked the absolute fuck out? And then freaked out even more when Astrid kidnapped ya? Cause I sure as hell did.
I got like five of these and was curious why but had no idea. Moving on moving on. Read somewhere you can pretty much obliterate the Brotherhood in Skyrim, have no idea how.
Realize I haven’t slept since getting the game.
finding fanart of an unpopular minor character you really like
5 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS HELL FUCKIN YEAH IM GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
thAT’S THE SPIRIT
everyone in my final year had to submit baby pictures for our yearbook but no one checked them and they published me as young kanye west
T&B Domino’s Pizza box
im going to die
This is my contribution for Creepy Romance, an art book paired with creepy love quotes:
"I was one of the walking dead until the day you saw me with your love and showed me I was still alive."
Grab yourself a copy, goes to a good cause! Donations to FixNation.org to help save homeless cats!