Essentials school equipment
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The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
i’m sorry if this hurts you but it’s true
i don’t do this to gain more followers, i don’t do this to please every one of you
i do this because it’s something i enjoy, i likeposting and making drawings and talking to you guys
so if it bothers you too much you can always just unfollow me (◔◡◔✿)
I’m stoked if you like it but I really don’t care if you don’t.
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literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
whenever I create a text post
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
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im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
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